"Museum Of Ex Lovers" [Intro] (old museum audio guide crackles) “Welcome to the Museum of Ex Lovers… to your left, the liars. To your right, the ghosts. And straight ahead… a very emotional species.” (distorted female laughter) [Verse 1] Exhibit 6, attention addict species Needs compliments to function peacefully Flirts with anything that breathes Then cries when nobody leaves Rare behavior after midnight: Posting quotes to feel deep online Usually confused by silence And allergic to accountability (laughing softly) “Fascinating species.” [Hook] Welcome to the Museum of Ex Lovers Same red flags, different covers Cheap perfume and fragile egos Everybody begging not to be alone Watch the species pose behind the glass Turning breakdowns into art so fast Everybody screaming “pick me please” Like attention is a basic need [Verse 2] Gallery 4, another rare case Calls every ex completely insane Then goes back two weeks later For emotional self-destruction behavior (spoken softly) “Please do not feed the species… they confuse obsession with love.” [Final Hook] Welcome to the Museum of Ex Lovers Pretty little emotional vultures One thing all the species share: Nobody knows who they are without attention (distorted laughter) “Oh look… another one entered the museum.”
