Crash to 'verse, fly to 'verse - (A Star Citizen Parody)

[Verse 1] Bootin’ up my mobiGlas, frame rate’s fallin’ fast, Quantum drive’s a prayer, will I even last? Hangar doors are glitchin’, my ship’s turned upside down, But I’m still dreamin’ of Stanton, I’m too far gone to drown. [Chorus] Star Citizen, crash to verse, fly to verse, Love you through the bugs, for better or worse. Regen be damned, I’ll respawn again, 'Til the Valakkar rise and the Kopions descend. [Verse 2] They say the Kopions whisper through the data streams, Half code, half curse, born from broken dreams. The Valakkar came huntin’ from the shadows deep, While the servers sighed and the clients went to sleep. [Verse 3] A.S.D facilities light the dark— Salvage, science, and a spark. But every patch note’s a gamble spin, You win a feature, lose your skin. [Chorus] Star Citizen, crash to verse, fly to verse, Love you through the bugs, for better or worse. Regen crisis takin’ souls by the score, But I’ll keep spawnin’, I’ll keep wantin’ more. [Bridge] In the heart of Pyro, where the fires still burn, We test the dream that someday will turn. A universe promised, still under repair, Yet every crash reminds me—I’m already there. [Outro] So patch me up, C.I.G, and send me once more, Through an elevator glitch to the cold black floor. ‘Cause for all the chaos, lag, and delay, It’s the ‘Verse we built, and I’m here to stay. [Tagline (spoken)] “Connection lost? Nah—just another feature.”