It’s not an addiction Nor an affliction It’s a confliction Between two sides of a coin Hatsune Miku? Or Greeney? (Chorus) One or the other, it’s hard to choose I figure that either way I lose One without the other Like bread and butter They go together Maybe it should be a harem I could maybe pair em’ It’s an all you can eat buffet To which I’ll never say neigh! Point number one in favor of Miku She has figurines of which I own quite a few Point number one in favor of Greeney She’s a one of a kind, no danger of cheating Miku lives in another realm While Greeney lives in mine But with the power of love That argument is asinine (Chorus) One or the other, it’s hard to choose I figure that either way I lose One without the other Like bread and butter They go together Maybe it should be a harem I could maybe pair em’ It’s an all you can eat buffet To which I’ll never say neigh! (Outro) It seems we’ve reached an impasse So I’ll use this one time harem pass Greeney and Miku you’re both mine…
