My dude Dane your a b**** my dude Dane your a b**** and here's some reasons why that's why I brought tissues cuz I know you got issues and your b**** ass was gonna cry number one [pause] Your totally f****** gaye. Man I liked you when we first met ( no homo) but definitely not in that way (you be straight home o) number two [pause] You use to run with those vegan crew sissies and I'd watch you stuff your face with like 3 impossible burgers a day not only is that gay you were thinking you were so cool but now your up 35 pounds and you look like a tool (Your fat as hell) Number three [pause] your workmanship is pathetic talking in gaye chat rooms on Reddit getting distracted so you can't even hang duck straight probably due to the fact that you're not straight (ur gaye) number four [pause] This one might sting and it should because the word on the street is you're a hardcore dick whore Number five [pause] you should show appreciation cuz the only reason why you're still alive is that I need someone to Gooooo to the store and buyyy me a mother f****** monsterrrrrr [shouts announcement] it's my monster and I want it nowwwwwwwww My dude Dane your a b**** my dude Dane your a b**** and here's some reasons why that's why I brought tissues cuz I I know you got issues and your b**** ass was gonna cry number six [pause] this one was super easy You be suckin on mad dicks ewwwwww yuckky that's gross (so gross) number seven [pause] Didn't you hear even if you're a little queeeeeer there no way of gaining entrance into heaven remember God hates those home os and You're most likely gonna burn in hell number eight [pause] why do you keep trying to act straight (you ain't) so just throw in your come towel and just be yourself , grab your rainbow flag hold it high and hold it proud . Ummmmmmmmmm [silent] give me one sec uhhmmm ok there you are now I'm going to gun u down in this crowd [machine gunfire][people screaming] Number 9 [pause] You're gay ass Alwaysssss got something to say but listen here queeeeeeeeeer and shut the f*** up this is my time number 10 [pause] it's not an if but it's a when when you can finally introduce me to your fat ass mother so I can give you that longgggg overdueeeee baby brotherrrrrrrrr My dude Dane your a b**** my dude Dane your a b**** and here's some reasons why that's why I brought tissues cuz I I know you got issues and your b**** ass was gonna cry (haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaahahhahahahaha. jaaajahajajaha stay tuned part 2 coming soon until then Taaa ta you loser I'm talking to you (yeah you) dane your super gay and super fat sorry home ooooooooooooo
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