
Aliens Are Real (Synth-Rock Remix)
[Intro - alien synth arpeggio with a rising filter sweep] Yeah... okay. Here we go Just gonna build this up right now. [Beat kicks in] Science is a feeling, you know? It’s a texture. [Full dramatic chillwave hypnotic melody kicks in] [Verse 1] If you look at the statistical probability Of a carbohydrate based lifeform Existing within the Goldilocks zone It’s actually higher than the chance of you finding a matching sock In the dryer... yeah. [Chorus 1] It’s not a conspiracy, it's geometry They are walking among us, wearing cardigans The signals are clear if you tune your frequency To the ultraviolet spectrum of love. [Bridge – spoken over minimal synth pad, no drums] I mean essentially if you look at the pyramids and the way that the cheddar cheese melts on a panini, the triangular correspondence suggests a higher intelligence that we haven't quite accessed yet because of our reliance on Wi-Fi signals interfering with the telepathic veil that separates our conscious minds from the membrane of the unseen architects. [Verse 2] Don't look at the sky Look at the guy making your latte Does he blink sideways? (Does he blink sideways?) I think he understands quantum entanglement Better than he understands oat milk. [Chorus 2] It’s not a conspiracy, it's biology (Yeah, yeah, yeah) The(Yeah, yeah, yeah) They y are are here here and andthey y are like here our and music they like Espeour cimusic ally the Especifunky ally the parts.funky parts.[Phat funk slam and then breakdown] [Instrumental funk groove – syncopated riff, tight pocket, no blues] Aliens... are... just... friends we haven't met yet. [Instrumental dance groove – hypnotic synth hook, rising filter] [Chorus 1 - Full band] It’s not a conspiracy, it’s just geometry They are walking among us, wearing cardigans The signals are clear if you tune your frequency To the ultraviolet spectrum of love. [Instrumental dangerous dance groove - hypnotic melody hook] Aliens... are... just... friends we haven't met yet. [Full Instrumental section – funk breakdown + syncopated riff, no crowd noise] Aliens... are... just... friends we haven't met yet. [Outro – hypnotic melody hook, fade‑out] Aliens... are... just... friends we haven't met yet. [End]

