[Verse 1] You always told me we were bros I heard wedding bells instead You smiled at me for half a second I planned our life ahead You sparkle with your stupid crown Like your royalty or something I found the prince before the kingdom Then you found your king [Pre-Chorus] I'm not gay or something But you're dramatic like a girl It's called a bromance I think that's how it works [Chorus] I thought we were the greatest love story Then you married some other guy I bought the imaginary flowers You never even realized I thought we were the greatest love story Guess I read the whole thing wrong Turns out I was in a romance You were in a different song [Verse 2] We had late night conversations Singing songs until sunrise I thought we shared the same emotions Turns out I can't read signs Every text you sent me made my stupid heartbeat race Turns out you just needed the rehearsal time and place You asked if I was free tonight I thought this was our chance Turns out you needed someone to help you move the amps You said I love you bro My heart skipped every beat Then you hugged the whole damn band [Chorus] I thought we were the greatest love story Then you married some other guy I bought the imaginary flowers You never even realized I thought we were the greatest love story Guess I read the whole thing wrong Turns out I was in a romance You were in a different song [Outro] Oh right I have a wife Guess I should probably ask her why Sorry Drew I love you I was writing wedding vows You were introducing me to your boyfriend I wanted matching crowns Be the king and you could be the princess on my side But you gave me a high five I thought we were the greatest love story Then you married some other guy You kissed him I clapped politely Then cried a little inside Your wedding cake looks really good I hate vanilla Now you got your happy ever after I got free cake Wait What's the song about Wait What's the song about
