[Intro] (BPM 110: Thundering handclaps and heavy distorted Minimoog bass) (Bootsy-style space bass with deep Mutron wah-filter) (Giant Orchestral Hits: BANG! BANG!) (Prophet-5 brass stabs cutting through the air) "Attention! This is Doctor Funkenstein with your prescription!" "The world is sick with boredom... but I got the needle!" [Verse 1: Low-pitched Spoken Word] The diagnosis is grim, the city is catching the snooze Temperature's rising, you got nothing left to lose Boredom is a virus, creeping in your bone But I’m the funky doctor, and you’re never alone! [Verse 2: George Clinton style] I see the symptoms in the way you walk so slow A pale imitation with nowhere left to go Your rhythm is anemic, your pulse is feeling dry But one CC of P-Funk is gonna make you fly! [Verse 3: Gritty Female Soul Vocals] Oh, can't you feel the liquid gold in your veins? Doctor says the funk is gonna break all your chains! It’s a sticky, icky medicine, a sweet 80s glow Watch your body shiver as the rhythms start to flow! [Verse 4] (Vocoder: Systematic. Automatic. Funk-injection.) (Vocoder: Rhythm-dealing. Soul-healing. No-rejection.) (Vocoder: Push the plunger. Kill the hunger. Boogie-nation.) [Pre-Chorus: Melodic Explosion] One for your soul! Let the boogie take control! One for your mind! Leave the boredom behind! The fever is breaking, the spirit is waking... Can you feel the power? This is the hour! [Chorus: Maximum P-Funk Blast] The Boogie Vaccine! (Inject the groove!) The Boogie Vaccine! (Keep it on the move!) The Boogie Vaccine! (Healing every cell!) The Boogie Vaccine! (P-Funk rings the bell!) [Verse 5: Low-pitched Spoken Word] Roll up your sleeve, let the medicine go deep No more time for yawning, no more time for sleep I'm injecting the groove right into your spine Now the cure is working, and you're feeling fine! [Verse 6: Gritty Female Soul Vocals] The sweat is pouring down, a funky kind of rain Washing out the tired, washing out the pain It’s a deep-sea-diving, bottom-heavy sound Lifting all the weary right up off the ground! [Bridge 1: Refreshing Female Chorus] Feel the breeze, let it wash away the gray Shiny and new, we’re dancing the night away Pure vibration, sweet sensation... (Background: "So fresh, so clean...") [Verse 7: George Clinton style] We’re curing the plain, we’re killing the tame Once you get the shot, you won’t be the same! It's a molecular shake-up, a genetic re-design Everything is groovy, everything is mine! [Verse 8] (Vocoder: Pulse-racing. Mind-pacing. High-vibration.) (Vocoder: Deep-sliding. Soul-gliding. Funk-revelation.) (Vocoder: Pure-magic. Non-tragic. Sound-operation.) [Pre-Chorus: Melodic Explosion] One for your soul! Let the boogie take control! One for your mind! Leave the boredom behind! [Chorus: Maximum P-Funk Blast] The Boogie Vaccine! (Inject the groove!) The Boogie Vaccine! (Keep it on the move!) [Bridge 2: Jazzy P-Funk Instrumental Chaos] (Spacey Rhodes solo mixed with wild ARP synth sweeps) (Aggressive slap bass solo and rhythmic guitar scratching) (Sound FX: Laser beams and liquid bubbling sounds) [Verse 9: Low-pitched Spoken Word] Look at the crowd, they're all catching the itch The Doctor's in the house, flicking on the switch No side effects, except for the urge to dance This is your recovery, this is your chance! [Verse 10: Thick Sticky Harmonies] We got the dose... (The Boogie Vaccine) It’s in your toes... (The Boogie Vaccine) Super-saturated, funk-rehabilitated! Sticky like molasses, healing all the masses! [Verse 11: Final Explosive Energy] The cure is complete! The world is on its feet! From the bottom to the top, we're never gonna stop! The Boogie Vaccine has saved the human race Now we’re spinning through the funk in outer space! [Chorus: Grand Finale] The Boogie Vaccine! (Inject the groove!) The Boogie Vaccine! (Keep it on the move!) The Boogie Vaccine! (Healing every cell!) The Boogie Vaccine! (P-Funk rings the bell!) [Outro] (High-pitched G-funk whistle and talkbox madness) (Vocoder: Booster shot! Don't stop! Booster shot!) Keep the groove in your blood... (Sound FX: Rocket engine blast) The Boogie Vaccine... no side effects but the sweat! (Heavy bass thumping until the final beat) (Final Orchestral Hit: BANG!) [End]
