Yeah, yeah — we’re keeping it real now Let’s go Bruv talked big, then froze on the spot She said “come here,” and he suddenly forgot Awkward moves when it’s time to perform Whole room laughing — man, he should’ve been warned He said he’s the king, but when she leaned in close He turned ghost-white — bruv, what’s that pose? Talking heavy online, but live? No strength Checking his phone like “uhh… I’ll be back in a sec” Nah bro — we all saw it, he killed the mood Girl was ready, lights low, proper in the groove But he folded like bargain bin clothes All hype, no action, zero control She said “sit down,” he said “maybe later…” That’s when she knew he ain’t alpha, he’s beta Then he started fidgeting, hands all shaky She stared like “what you doing? this is crazy” Look— If you say you’re ready, then be prepared Don’t freeze like ice when the moment’s there Can’t claim big man with that wobbling breath Bruv looked like he needed tea, blanket and rest Then she tried again — “come here, babe” He stepped back stiff like he saw a damn grave She laughed, her friends laughed, he struck that pose Proper meltdown moment — everybody knows Bruv talked big, then froze on the spot She said “come here,” and he suddenly forgot Awkward moves when it’s time to perform Whole room laughing — man, he should’ve been warned Run, run He bolted from the vibe That energy? He can’t hide Hahaha
