Today I’m going to meet the king Now Isn’t that a beautiful thing? I’m going to dine at Windsor Castle You don’t get invited if you’re an asshole My role. My destined role. I’m going there to wine and dine Because the king is a fan of mine Y‘Know he’s my bigliest fan of all So I said ‘OK King’, when I got the call The biggest. A beautiful call. I could have gone to Buckingham Palace Made famous by Christopher Robin and Alice But I’m going instead in a Golden Coach Cheered by the crowds as I approach Real gold I’m told. I'm giving the king a MAGA hat I know he will appreciate that The royal photograph will catch on Both smiling with our MAGA hats on Top, Top hat on.. I’ve arranged for my tech bros to be there With trillions of dollars for me to share Plenty there for me to bank it For their places at a Royal banquet Oh, my. My comfort blanket The greatest show for the world to see I’m the bigliess figure historically. Last of the Superhero line They ended Nobel prizes after mine That’s me I end That noble line
