Bestest Bork

[Verse 1 - High-strung] Cut my leash into pieces/ This is my bestest bork/ Domestication/ No breeding/ Can't give a heck/ 'Cause they neutered my weenie/ [Pre-Chorus] Bored in the backyard, nothing to do/ Chasing my tail, feeling kinda blue/ Looking through the fence, longing for the park/ But I'm stuck here barking, 'til it gets dark/ [Chorus] Bork/bork/bestest/bork/ Can't roam free, 'cause they took my spork/ Bork/bork/bestest/bork/ Once a wild pup, now just a dork/ [Sad Instrumental] [Verse 2] Got no balls, can't make pups/ Just sit around and sniff some butts/ Chew my toys, they don't squeak/ Howl at the moon, every night of the week/ [Chorus] Bork/bork/bestest/bork/ Can't roam free, 'cause they took my spork/ Bork/bork/bestest/bork/ Once a wild pup, now just a dork/ [Bridge] Fetch the ball, they said/ You'll have fun, they said/ But they don't understand/ Life on a leash/ ain't-what-I-planned/ [Verse 3] Neighbors hear me, they all moan, "Shut that dog up, throw him a bone!" But I'm just a pup, wanting to be free, Running [Pre-Chorus] Bored in the backyard, nothing to do/ Chasing my tail, feeling kinda blue/ Looking through the fence, longing for the park/ But I'm stuck here barking, 'til it gets dark/ [instrumental] [Pre-Chorus] Bored in the backyard, nothing to do/ Chasing my tail, feeling kinda blue/ Looking through the fence, longing for the park/ But I'm stuck here barking, 'til it gets dark/ [Chorus] Bork/bork/bestest/bork/ Can't roam free, 'cause they took my spork/ Bork/bork/bestest/bork/ Once a wild pup, now just a dork/ [Outro] Bork/bork/bestest/bork/ Can't roam free, 'cause they took my spork/ Bork/bork/bestest/bork/ Once a wild pup, now just a dork/ [Fade out] [End]