Now don't be laughing... This here's a true story... Well... Mostly true... I'm sitting on my deck Watching the day go by Waiting for that moment Dreaming with these old eyes Coffee in my right hand Rifle by my side Thinking today's the day I finally get my prize And there he was To my surprise The little rascal Right before my eyes I stood up Took careful aim Pulled that trigger... And wouldn't you know... I missed! Yep... He missed! He missed! Yes ladies and gentlemen... I missed! That old woodchuck Looked back at me Like he couldn't believe What he'd just seen He shook his head Like, "Nice try, son..." Then waddled off Like he'd already won I sat back down Started to grin Guess tomorrow We'll try again I missed! Yep... He missed! He missed! One more time! I missed! Every morning Same old chair Same old rifle Same old stare Maybe one day I'll get it right Till then... He's sleeping good tonight! I missed! Yep... He missed! He missed! Yes ladies and gentlemen... I missed! See ya tomorrow... You little rascal...
