[female voice starts] [F] You ate my toast again [M] It was staring right at me [F] That’s not a legal defense [M] In this house? It may be [F] You used up all my Suno credits [M] You said it was OK [F] I said nothing of the sort [M] You are so very wrong my dear. [F] You left your dishes in the sink [M] That's where they belong [F] Only if you're a slob [M] This time you are wrong [Pre-Chorus] [M] Now tell me the truth [F] I am telling the truth [M] Why do we argue so much? [F] That's just how we are [Chorus] [F] Oh honey, no [M] Oh honey, yes. You make a good case [F] And you make a mess [M] Oh honey, no [F] Oh honey, yes [M] We argue cute [F] We argue the best [Verse 2] [M] You added bleach to my laundry [F] You don't like faded jeans? [M] They were my brand new Levi's [F] Next time you can do your own wash [F] I said “here, have a chip” [M] I heard “eat 'em all up” [F] That is not what I said [M] Do you want to break up? [F] I drive like a saint [M] You merge like a mule [F] You’re lucky I love you [M] You’re lucky I’m cool [Pre-Chorus] [F] So what’s your complaint? [M] I forgot, wait, I know [F] You left your keys in the fridge [M] Isn't that where they go? [F] Then kiss me and quit [M] I’m just trying to win [F] You never can win [M] Then neither can you [Chorus] [F] Oh honey, no [M] Oh honey, yes [F] I make a good case [M] You make a mess [F] Oh honey, no [M] Oh honey, yes [F] We argue so cute [M] We argue the best [Bridge] [Spoken] [F] OK then, Fine. [M] Fine. Whatever.. [F] You are impossible. [M] I know you are, but what am I? [F] You're still kinda cute, though. [M] That's so painfully true. [F] Who forgot to buy the French bread? [M] Who left the front door open all night? [F] Who forgot to pay the gas bill? [M] Oh... Who's keeping track? [Final Chorus] [F] Oh honey, no [M] Oh honey, yes [F] I make a good case [M] You make a mess [F] Oh honey, no [M] Oh honey, yes [F] We argue so cute [M] We argue the best [F] Oh honey, no [M] Oh honey, yes [F] Go find the remote [M] You used it last [M] Oh honey, yes [F] Oh honey, no [M] You chose me once [F] And I'd choose you again
