[funny male vocals] Hey Hey Come on Now Ah Okay Let's go Hello Earthlings I am your friendly neighborhood navigator Aka the Cosmic Captain Here to welcome you on a one-of-a-kind Intergalactic trip No Not a boat Not a spaceship Not a submarine This here is a blunt On this special trip We will visit the wonders of the world Such as: weed More weed Munchies The studio Oh And more weed But no need to worry This is the Cosmic Chronic So we are the only trip you will ever need And on this trip We have the two greatest weed lyricists in the world No In the universe They've been destined to meet, And together They have combine their magic And toured the world together But who are these two gentlemen You may ask? They are J.R. De Phantom and R. Landstrom Aka the Cosmic lyrice's and the chronic rollers So Please Take your seats And remember This is not a spaceship It's a blunt¡
