All I Want for Christmas Is PURGE! - A Warhammer 40k Parody Song

[Intro – soft, emotional build-up] I don’t care for presents bright, Nor the stars that shine tonight… All I want, through holy urge… Is one sacred, blessed PURGE… 🔥 [Verse 1] I don’t want much this holy night, Just to cleanse the Emperor’s sight, Leave the wreaths upon the door — Set the pyre, let judgment roar! I just want the traitors gone, Burned beneath the Emperor’s dawn, Make my flamer surge— All I want for Christmas is PURGE! 🔥 [Verse 2] I don’t want your carol choir, Just a promethium-fueled pyre, I don’t care about your snow, Let the cleansing fire flow! Sisters chanting battle hymns, Bolter shells and purging sins, Saints above, please hear my dirge— All I want for Christmas is PURGE! [Bridge] I won’t ask for gifts or toys, Just the screams of xenos noise, The Eldar and the Orkish horde, Let them face the Emperor’s sword! ’Cause I just want to see them die, Under Terra’s burning sky, No mercy, no remorse to urge— All I want for Christmas is PURGE! [Breakdown – Choir chant style] Purify the warp-born stain! Purge! Purge! PURGE! Let the faithful rise again! Purge! Purge! PURGE! [Final Chorus] All the Chaos scum will burn, When the Inquisition’s turn— Faithful hearts will never swerve, The Emperor we serve! And I just want it pure and bright, Holy fire in winter’s night, Light the torch, don’t you diverge— All I want for Christmas is… PURGE! 🔥 [Outro – dramatic crescendo, gospel-style] O Emperor divine, hear our cry! Your faithful purge till all comply! With sacred flame our hearts converge— Forevermore… we’ll PURGE! 🔥🎄