Welcome to the Marvelous Experience...

[female spoken word ]Hello… welcome to the Marvelous experience. Please keep your hands inside the ride at all times. Do not adjust your minds... we’ve done that for you. All emotions will be confiscated at the door. Don’t worry, darling… you won’t need them here. What you will need is obedience, a tolerance for glitter, and just a dash of delusion. The lights you see are not real. The sounds you hear are not real. But the feeling… oh, the feeling is undeniable. So sit back, unbuckle your fear, and prepare to be destroyed with style. This isn’t reality. This isn’t salvation. This is… Marvelous. This... Is... Strange... Crush...[/end female spoken word]