Verse 1: I’m stuck in this back office, drowning in despair, Every day’s a nightmare, man, it’s just not fair, Gabbagool for lunch, but it’s cold and stale, And my annoying co-worker won’t shut up with his tales, His laugh’s like a siren, piercing through my brain, I swear one more joke, I’ll go insane! "Whatever happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type?" I’m surrounded by fools, and I’m losing my mind! Chorus: I wanna be the boss, yeah, climb that ladder high, But it sucks to be the boss, oh, I just wanna cry, Supply chain’s a mess, can’t catch a break, My life’s a disaster, how much more can I take? Nephew’s in my ear, thinks he’s hot stuff, And my enemy’s eyebrows, man, they’re just too much! Verse 2: The guy with the toupee, he thinks he’s all that, But that rug on his head is a straight-up rat, He struts around like he’s king of the scene, But every time I see him, I just wanna scream! "Every decision you make affects every facet of every f**kin' thing." It’s too much to deal with, I’m losing my swing, And in the end, you're alone with it all, But I’ll keep climbing, even if I fall. Chorus: I wanna be the boss, yeah, climb that ladder high, But it sucks to be the boss, oh, I just wanna cry, Supply chain’s a mess, can’t catch a break, My life’s a disaster, how much more can I take? Nephew’s in my ear, thinks he’s hot stuff, And my enemy’s eyebrows, man, they’re just too much! Bridge: "A wrong decision is still better than indecision… or whatever, I don’t know!" I’m just pushing through, going with the flow, Every day’s the same, stuck in this loop, Annoying co-workers, just a tired old troupe, And I like the one with some pulp, it’s true, But these people around me, they make me blue. Chorus: I wanna be the boss, yeah, climb that ladder high, But it sucks to be the boss, oh, I just wanna cry, Supply chain’s a mess, can’t catch a break, My life’s a disaster, how much more can I take? Nephew’s in my ear, thinks he’s hot stuff, And my enemy’s eyebrows, man, they’re just too much! Outro: So here I am, just pushing through, Hating my job, but what else is new? Dreaming of power, but knowing the cost, It’s a miserable life, but I’m still the boss.