[Verse] I am from Essex in case you couldn't tell My given name is Dickie and I come from Billericay And I'm doing very well [Verse 2] Had a love affair with Nina In the back of my Cortina A seasoned-up hyena Could not have been more obscener [Verse 3] She took me to the cleaners And other misdemeanors But I got right up between her Rum and her Ribena [Chorus] Well you ask Joyce and Vicki If candyfloss is sticky I'm not a blinking thickie I'm Billericay Dickie And I'm doing very well [Bridge] I bought a lot of Brandy When I was courting Sandy Took eight to make her Randy And all I had was Shandy [Verse 4] Another thing with Sandy What often came in handy Was passing her a Mandie She didn't half go Bandie
