[Intro] [low granular synth pad, high sine drone] [Verse 1] [baritone male vocals, dry production] Hi there. This is Humble Haster from ChimCo. Has your flesh been giving you extra problems lately? I bet that it's those pesky nerves. Here at ChimCo, with our Chimken products, we heavily endorse skeletification. Becoming a skeleton, a living skeleton with all the needs and wants of bones. [vocal pitch shifts down slightly] [Verse 2] This is not for the faint of heart and in fact, afterwards you will not ever have to be faint of heart again. So, ChimCo endorses skeletonization. Sign up now at ChimCo.com. [synth pad fades out]
