[Intro] Excuse me... Waiter?... could I get a table for two?... Right this way! What can I get started for ya today? We'll have... the MacDaddy Burger Meal, please. The whole thing! Ohhh, excellent choice! Two MacDaddy Meal's comin' right up! Order up! Two MacDaddy Burger Meal's, table three! Alright kids... gather 'round the grill, Tazar's got a recipe that's gonna give you a real thrill! You ready? [Chorus] Stack it up, stack it high, MacDaddy burger, oh my, oh my! Sauce so saucy, cheese so gooey, Wedges on the side, all crispy and chewy! [Verse 1] Take the beef and mix it round, Onion, garlic, squish it down, Shape it into big fat rounds, Sizzle sizzle, hear that sound! Flip it once, flip it twice, Melt the cheese, oh that's so nice, Bacon crackles in the pan, Stack it up as high as you can! [Hook] [Spoken, warm and playful] Now why do we chill the patties before we cook 'em, huh? So they hold together nice and snug, and don't fall apart in the pan! See? Cooking's got its reasons! [Chorus] Stack it up, stack it high, MacDaddy burger, oh my, oh my! Sauce so saucy, cheese so gooey, Wedges on the side, all crispy and chewy! [Verse 2] Tazar stirs his secret brew, Tomato, mustard, herbs so true, Garlic, onion, honey too, Simmer, simmer, just for you! Drizzle it on, don't be shy, Spread it thick and watch it fly, Every bite's a big surprise, Close your mouth and shut your eyes! [Hook] [Spoken, warm and playful] Why do we let the sauce simmer, kids? So all those flavors get to know each other real well... That's how you make something taste like magic! [Chorus] Stack it up, stack it high, MacDaddy burger, oh my, oh my! Sauce so saucy, cheese so gooey, Wedges on the side, all crispy and chewy! [Verse 3] Cut the taters, nice and thick, Oil and spice, mix it quick, Paprika, garlic, in they go, Into the oven, watch them grow! Twenty minutes, flip 'em round, Golden, crispy, on the ground — I mean the tray! They're ready now, Crunchy wedges, take a bow! [Hook] [Spoken, warm and playful] And why do we flip the wedges halfway, huh kids? So both sides get nice and golden, not just one! Fair's fair, even for potatoes! [Final Chorus] Stack it up, stack it high, MacDaddy burger, oh my, oh my! Sauce so saucy, wedges too, Tazar made it just for you! Yummy, yummy, MacDaddy time, Grab a napkin, this one's mine! [Outro] That's it, kids! You just cooked like a champion. Now go wash your hands... and let's eat!~~~
