Hop in your pod and bring your badge,

[Intro – Trio Harmony] Hop in your pod and bring your badge, We’re rollin’ through space with a donut stash! From Vinne’s to Vinne’s, all day long, We’re the Wormhole Police and we're snackin’ strong! [Verse 1 – Lead Vocal] At the edge of Thera, there’s a chocolate dream, Called the Black Hole Ring with that fudge-filled gleam. In Amarr, you’ll find the Royal Glaze, Sprinkled with sermons and a side of praise. Dodixie whips up the Sticky Skipjack, It’s jelly-filled chaos — you won’t come back! And in the Forge, oh baby don’t stall — Try the Jita Jammer, it's a sugar brawl! [Chorus – Trio Harmony + Snaps] From Vinne’s to Vinne’s, we patrol and chew, Mapping wormholes with a glaze or two! Scan, roll, snack, and jump — that’s how we go, Keepin’ peace with pastries in Anoik-o! [Verse 2 – Lead Vocal + Doo-Wop Backing] There’s the Delve Deep-Fried, it’s molten and mad, With caramel core and a taste that’s bad. Placid’s got the Pirate Puff, Cream so smooth, it’s criminal stuff. Sing Laison sings with a lemon twist, It’s a tangy trap you can’t resist. And in C5s, well, we don’t play fair — We grab Shattered Sprinkles from thin air! [Bridge – Slower Tempo / Dreamy] So when you're out rollin’ and the night gets rough… Just warp to Vinne’s — we’ve got the good stuff. [Final Chorus – Big Finish] From Vinne’s to Vinne’s, through the dark unknown, We’re munchin' on doughnuts and takin' the throne! We’re the W-H-P-D, keepin’ things tight… With a box of hot rings and our targets in sight! Vinne’s Doughnuts — glaze ‘til you drop! Serving justice… and jelly… at every stop!