2008, Oatmeal turned 23, V.1, Revolution Hawaii, Whitaker, Kuratli, Amber, PDX, Alder, Suno AI

2008, Oatmeal turned 23, Rambo; Boot Camp, foreign woman; phone calls, and yet Oatmeal blew it with Not-Ugly Natalie Portman Jen-Net Whitaker; Narnia, Indiana Jones, Nintendo Game Cube Paper Mario; butterfly effect, ice-cream, bikes, blew it with Amber at Kuratli, Kung Fu Panda, Hulk, Wanted, WALL-E, Hancock, Dark Knight, X-Files, Benjamin Button, W-Y-I, Seattle, woof died; Rose Grove; Tropic Thunder, Star Wars: The Clone Wars; T-V-C, H-C-B-C, Vanderzanden; job interviews; Oatmeal wanted to move to California, ended up moving into Kenni's studio at Alder 4-1-4, worked at Kells & Grout; Dick died; Oatmeal walked his mom down the aisle to marry Bill, not your Bill, not my Bill, but her Bill; A-Gap-Pay, Church of Christ, Sunshine; brother came over, Christmas, snow, driving; Star Trek Next Generation, V-C-R, Tyra Banks; and Oatmeal watched even the goddamn View; and if you have views too, you can share them with everybody in the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server