[intro musical solo] [Verse] I've got a pickup truck and a ninja star, Sneakin' through the night, drinkin' moonshine from a jar, With a camouflage belt and a cowboy hat, Kickin' down doors in my Tennessee flat. [Verse 2] I practice my moves in the barn at night, Wranglin’ hogs and winnin’ every fight, With a katana made of old scrap steel, Fightin’ for honor and a home-cooked meal. [Chorus] I wanna be a redneck ninja, Takin’ on trouble with a country grin, Livin' the dream of my backwoods saga, Doin' karate in my old blue jeans. [Verse 3] Got a dojo in the attic, 1st lessons free, Teaching jiu-jitsu to my cousin Lee, Heard the raccoons whisperin' in the light of the moon Bustin' up crime with an old broom [Verse 4] My boots are muddy but my throws are clean Got a rebel yell and ninja's keen From the honky-tonks to the open plains A redneck ninja never refrains. [Chorus] I wanna be a redneck ninja, Takin’ on trouble with a country grin, Livin' the dream of my backwoods saga, Doin' karate in my old blue jeans. [Verse 5] May get a tattoo of a dragon or a snake But I'll always be a hillbilly, for goodness sake With a shotgun in one hand and a nunchuck in the other This redneck ninja's got a whole lot of bother [Outro Chorus] I wanna be a redneck ninja Takin’ on trouble with a country grin Livin' the dream of my backwoods saga Doin' karate in my old blue jeans Yeah, a redneck ninja, strong and so mean Protectin' my home, the wildest ever seen Redneck ninja, hear my battle cry, Livin' the dream beneath the southern sky! [outro musical solo fade to end] Hiyaah! [end]
