[Verse] It was two in the morning, I was fixing up my PC. Saw a website with a banner saying, "Need more memory?" I knew what folks were saying. I knew the jokes and scams. But it looked pretty convincing, So I downloaded some RAM. The progress bar kept climbing. The fans began to spin. A warning popped up on my screen: "Maximum memory exceeded." I thought, "That's probably normal." I clicked "Accept" and ran. That's the exact moment I downloaded too much RAM. [Chorus] I accidentally downloaded too much RAM! Now I remember everything I can! Every password, Every phone number, Every embarrassing thing from summer camp! I accidentally downloaded too much RAM! My brain is running hotter than I planned! I know where I left my keys in 2007, And honestly, I don't recommend it. [Verse] I remembered every birthday, Every teacher, Every grade. Every awkward conversation I've ever wished would fade. I can quote entire movies. I know every license plate From every car I've ever seen Since approximately age eight. I remembered where my socks went. I remembered where they're going. I remembered where they'll be next Thursday. That part was concerning. [Chorus] I accidentally downloaded too much RAM! Now my thoughts are moving faster than they can! I can count every grain of rice I've ever eaten in my life! And frankly, It's getting out of hand! [Bridge] At first it seemed amazing. A genuine breakthrough. Then I started remembering things That weren't supposed to be true. I remembered conversations Before they happened. I remembered tomorrow. I remembered next week. I remembered memories That hadn't occurred yet. [Breakdown] Too much RAM! Too much RAM! My brain's got too many tabs! I remember dinosaurs! I remember ancient wars! I remember being born! I remember things I wasn't even there for! I know what happened to Atlantis! I know who stole the cookies in third grade! I know why the dinosaurs disappeared! And honestly... Some knowledge should have stayed buried. [Verse] Scientists arrived at my doorstep. Government agents came too. They asked me how I knew things Nobody else could prove. I said, "It started with a download." They said, "That's not how RAM works." I said, "Tell that to the medieval peasant I remember being last Thursday." Nobody had an answer. [Final Chorus] I accidentally downloaded too much RAM! Now existence itself is in my spam! I remember every timeline, Every universe, Every possible version of who I am! I accidentally downloaded too much RAM! And now reality is lagging like a scam! I'd tell you how this story ends... But I already know. And trust me... You don't wanna hear it. [Outro] Last night my computer crashed. The extra RAM disappeared. This morning everything felt normal again. Mostly. Although... I still know exactly where you left that missing sock. And no. You're never finding it.
