I don't want a taco That's hard and crusty Or packed with cilantro and smelling musty I want a taco That's spicy and divine A taco, authentic and raw A taco wrapped up in a corn tortilla Soft and warm, no quesadilla A vintage taco Best of all When I bite, the fillings don't fall But that's impossible I don't want a taco Tasteless and dry That turns into a mess and makes me cry I want a taco That's topped with lettuce I'd rather eat nothin' at all I want a taco that don't cost much Cheap fresh tacos are really clutch Corny tacos don't got the protein You can't just add in some beans No way I don't want a taco That's mostly lettuce Taste is important Not mere aesthetics I want a taco That will make me fart You see It sets me free Yea They rock my world! Ooo baby I need a taco (a taco) That perfect taco delicious taco (oh yeah) (I need me a taco)
