[Intro] (SFX: Music box winding up... Eerie giggling) 是誰在那裡? (Hey, who’s there?) (SFX: Squeak-squeak of a marker) Verse 1 當我正漂浮在糖果般的夢境中 (While I was drifting in a candy dream) 臉上的圓圈,是誰那亂七八糟的計謀 (Scribbling circles, what a messy scheme) 照照鏡子,睡意全都飛走了 (Peeking in the mirror, sleepiness says bye-bye) 到底是誰搞的鬼?我簡直無話可說! (Whose doing is this? I can’t believe it!) Pre-Chorus 像隻瘋狂的小野獸,抓著每個人問 (Interrogating everyone like a crazy little beast) 是幽靈嗎?還是哪來的飢餓怪獸? (Is it a ghost? Or is it a hungry monster?) Chorus 是鬼魂在作祟?還是間諜在搞鬼? (Who, who, who? Who is the culprit?!) 用我那憤怒的眼睛,尋找真相 (Searching for the truth with my angry eyes) 他說不是他,你說不是你,全都在撒謊 (He says "not me," you say "not me," everyone lies) 在太陽下山前,你最好給我小心點! (If I catch you, there will be no tomorrow!) Verse 2 第二天晚上,臉頰上出現了烏龜 (The second night, a turtle on my cheek) 這隻慢吞吞的怪物,躲得可真隱密 (Is the slowpoke turtle hiding so sleek?) 照照鏡子,睡意全都飛走了 (Peeking in the mirror, sleepiness says bye-bye) 把我當成笑話嗎?想跟我玩是吧? (Are you making fun of me? Do you think this is a game?) Pre-Chorus 他說不關他的事,你說你也不知情 (He says "no" and you say "no" too) 是我的影子嗎?還是真的是你? (Is it my shadow? Or is it really you?) Chorus 是鬼魂在作祟?還是間諜在搞鬼? (Who, who, who? Who is the culprit?!) 用我那憤怒的眼睛,尋找真相 (Searching for the truth with my angry eyes) 他說不是他,你說不是你,全都在撒謊 (He says "not me," you say "not me," everyone lies) 要是被我抓到,就讓你看不見後天! (If I catch you, there’s no day after tomorrow!) Bridge (SFX: Heavy clock ticking... Ticking... Ticking...) 第三天到了,我要整夜睜大眼睛 (The third night is here, I’ll stay awake all night) 連眨都不眨一下,我是認真的 (I won’t even blink, I mean it) 我已經是大孩子了,我才不怕呢 (I’m a big girl now, I’m not afraid) (SFX: Silence... Creaky floorboard...) 等等... 鏡子裡那是什麽? (Wait... what’s that in the mirror?) [Outro - The Twist] (SFX: Dramatic Orchestral Hit!) 我靠!!! (Waaaaaah!!!) (SFX: High-pitched little girl scream) 有鬼啊!!! (A ghost appeared!!!) (SFX: Rapid breathing, Shaky music box melody) 等一下... 原來是我自己?還有這對黑眼圈? (Wait... it’s just me? With these dark circles?) (SFX: Boing! 滑稽なピエロの音) 我看起來像個殭屍... (I look like a zombie...) (Fade out with silly giggles and a "Poyon" sound)