So I'm Like Socrates (Remix)

[Title: Whoa in the Spotlight] [Style: Hip-Hop / Comedy Rap • Fresh Prince Vibes] [Key: C Major] [BPM: 104] [Produced by: Ted “Theodore” Logan, Wyld Stallyns] [Intro] [Instruments: Jazzy drum machine beat, funky bassline, vinyl crackle FX] [Vocals: Spoken hype, echo’d “Whoa!”] Yo, yo—Bill and Ted on the beat, Kickin’ back with the flow so sweet. Not a gangsta, not a king, not a knight, Just a cool dude rappin’ on a Friday night. [Verse 1] I’m that skateboard bro with a busted shoe, Learned philosophy but I rhyme it too. My teacher was Socrates, said “know you don’t know,” So I kick back, chill, let the wisdom flow. [Chorus] Whoa in the spotlight, vibe so true, Fresh like Prince in a high-top shoe. Don’t need bling, just a beat and a smile, We keep it bogus but we jam in style. [Verse 2] Civic in the driveway, stereo loud, Neighbors lookin’ over like, “Dude, that sound!” Sip a slushie, spit a rhyme, brain freeze freeze, Still smoother than jazz on a summer breeze. [Bridge] Radical wisdom, gimme that groove, Life’s one riff, find the way you move. Not about flexin’ or a gold chain glow, It’s about sayin’ “whoa” when you really know. [Chorus] Whoa in the spotlight, vibe so true, Fresh like Prince in a high-top shoe. Don’t need bling, just a beat and a smile, We keep it bogus but we jam in style. [Outro] [Instruments: Funky bass breakdown with jazzy horn stabs] Party on, dudes… And remember: be excellent to each other. [FX: crowd cheer + record scratch → fade out]