Intro / Vocal Fills: Ba ba ba doobie doobie do “hick”, Bo bo da bi da bi da “hick”. ⸻ Verse 1 This is a story about Bob “Bob the Hiccup Hedgehog”, Bob, Bob, Bob, do doobie doobie do, Bob, Bob, Bob, the Hiccup Hedgehog. Bob likes to do mischief and stuff, Nothing too bad, but sometimes Grandma has enough. Bob pretends like nothing, but Grandma calls his bluff, Sometimes she smiles and rubs it off, Sometimes she gets rough, but Bob knows better than to play tough. Grandma and Bob have their thing, Grandma bakes cookies, oh so amazing! When Grandma looks away, Bob does his thing, Grabs a cookie, the sneaky little hedgehog pretends like nothing. But when Grandma starts counting, The sneaky little guy is off running, “Faster than lightning!” Grandma pretends to be mad, But she’s really just laughing. Bob ain’t too good at hiding, they say, You can hear his hiccups from far, far away “hick”. ⸻ Chorus Bob, Bob, Bob, the Hiccup Hedgehog, Hick, hick, hick, says the little rascal, With pockets full of cookies and crumbles “hick”. ⸻ Verse 2 His friends will always find him, no matter where he hides. When they want some cookies, he ain’t hard to find. ⸻ Chorus Bob, Bob, Bob, the Hiccup Hedgehog, Hick, hick, hick, says the little rascal, With pockets full of cookies and crumbles “hick”. ⸻ Verse 3 They sit and laugh with cookies and crumbles, Sharing stories about Bob’s mischiefs. One time he put a plastic mouse In the teacher’s pouch, She got so spooked she screamed and shouted, “Bob!” There was no doubt. Bob didn’t wiggle his tail that night, Grandma gave him house arrest six days straight. Bob wanted out to play, But he had to wait— That’s how Grandma made the little rascal pay. ⸻ Chorus / Outro Bob, Bob, Bob, the Hiccup Hedgehog, Hick, hick, hick, says the little rascal, With pockets full of cookies and crumbles “hick”.
