[Verse] Up in the spotlight he stands so tall Kimmel Man's here to save us all With a punchline cape and a laugh track roar But the crowd ain't laughing like they did before [Chorus] Kimmel Man Kimmel Man Thinks he's the king of the comedy clan But his jokes land flat like a pancake pan Oh Kimmel Man Oh Kimmel Man [Verse 2] He's got a desk and a mug of sass Throws a joke and waits for the laughs But the crickets chirp and the silence grows His superpower's missing—where'd it go? [Prechorus] Is it the timing or the cheesy grin When did the hero lose his win? [Chorus] Kimmel Man Kimmel Man Thinks he's the funniest in the land But his punchlines fizzle like a soda can Oh Kimmel Man Oh Kimmel Man [Bridge] The villains cackle in their lairs Audiences boo from their armchairs But Kimmel Man He still believes He's the hero late night needs
