Knock knock, who’s there? Nobody - but everywhere! My invisible friend won’t pay the rent I hate it! Do you wanna know? – we wanna know! He drinks my beer, he steals my shoes, he laughs at me What can I do? – what can you do? I called the landlord, but he said he couldn’t see! My invisible friend won’t pay the rent I hate it! Where did my money go? My invisible friend won’t pay the rent I hate it! But I can’t make him go! He throws wild parties every night I hate it! Do you wanna know? – we wanna know! The neighbors say they hear him sing, but he’s not here What can I do? – what can you do? I tried to evict him, but he vanished in the loo! My invisible friend won’t pay the rent I hate it! Where did my money go? My invisible friend won’t pay the rent I hate it! But I can’t make him go! Don’t you know I don’t need you I swear I make myself make myself shut you up My invisible friend won’t pay the rent I hate it! He’s laughing in my bed! My invisible friend won’t pay the rent I hate it! I think he owns my head! Knock knock, who’s there? Nobody - but everywhere!
