Never Fuck the Fucker (Don't mess with the King)

[Intro] Hey! [Verse 1] You came in grinning with a borrowed grin, Two slick promises and a pocket full of tin. You shook my hand like we were kin, Then tried to make a fool of me again. [Chorus] Never fuck the Fucker! Keep your hands clean, keep your eyes awake. Never fuck the Fucker! He'll take the whole pie and leave you the plate. Never fuck the Fucker! Say it loud enough to rattle the door. Never fuck the Fucker! Don't give that bastard one inch more! [Verse 2] He tells the room that the deal is fair, Then counts your change like it isn't there. He talks real sweet when the boss walks by, Then sells your name for a wink and a lie. [Chorus] Never fuck the Fucker! Keep your hands clean, keep your eyes awake. Never fuck the Fucker! He'll take the whole pie and leave you the plate. Never fuck the Fucker! Say it loud enough to rattle the door. Never fuck the Fucker! Don't give that bastard one inch more! [Bridge] You can dress him up in a Sunday suit, Put a gold watch on his wrist to boot. But when the bill comes due, you'll see— That smiling snake ain't fooling me! [Guitar Break] [Final Chorus] Never fuck the Fucker! Keep your hands clean, keep your eyes awake. Never fuck the Fucker! He'll take the whole pie and leave you the plate. Never fuck the Fucker! Say it loud enough to rattle the door. Never fuck the Fucker! Don't give that bastard one inch more! [Outro] One inch more! Hey!