[Verse 1] General Naaman had courage and esprit, He had everything, including leprosy. One day his wife said, "That's enough, Why don't you get rid of this stuff?" My maid told me about a guy Who's God can heal you on the fly. [Chorus] Trip trip trip to the holy prophet man, 'Cause he can do what no one else can. Trip trip trip to that holy health resort, Pay him all the gold you can afford. [Verse 2] First he arrived at the wrong address – This caused the king of Israel great stress. He finally arrived at Elisha's door, But there he felt rejected once more: No prophet to show a sign of esteem, A servant sent him to bathe in the stream. [Chorus] Dip dip dip in the Jordan river, man, That's all it takes for the healing plan. Dip dip dip in the Jordan seven times, God will heal without taking your dimes. Naaman was angry, "Is that all? Our rivers are better and not so small! No laying on of hands? No magic show? What is this nonsense? Let us go!" His servants said, "Once we're here by, Why not at least give it a try?" [Chorus] Dip dip dip in the Jordan river, man, That's all it takes for the healing plan. Dip dip dip in the Jordan seven times, God will heal without taking your dimes. [Verse 3] He was healed as he had been told And returned to pay Elisha with gold. Elisha refused: "It would be fraud To take payment for a work of God. But his servant thought, "What a shame!" And asked for the gold in Elisha's name. [Chorus] Slip slip slip into the abyss of greed, Such a wealth is not what you need. Nip nip nip things in the bud like me, Now you're the one who gets leprosy.
