[Verse 1] He said do you love me I said no But I guess it didn't take Cause he's lyin' here with me [Verse 2] She said is it him or me And I said him I was honest at the time But he's lyin' here with me [Chorus] Oh beg your pardon I'm a monster What was I supposed to say To make you happy And how could I be so weak I had to go and take you home Beg your pardon [Verse 3] He said when you met me Was it love at first sight Well No But I guess it didn't take Cause he's lyin' here with me [Verse 4] She said why'd you do it You never meant it But I meant it at the time And he's lyin' here with me [Chorus] Oh beg your pardon I'm a monster What was I supposed to say To make you happy And how could I be so weak I had to go and take you home Beg your pardon
