[Verse] There's a shadow up in Mordor, Hobbits gettin' high, Drank so much moonshine, they could make a wizard cry. Through the misty mountains, Arnold's in a daze, "The ring must be destroyed," he's got that Terminator gaze. [Verse 2] Gimli's shotgun for breakfast, beer's the only meal, "Come with me if you want to live," it's got that barnyard feel. Sauron's eye a-burnin', brighter than a neon sign, "I’ll be back," says Gandalf, "Pass me that cocaine line." [Chorus] Raise your glass and tip your hat, let’s raise a little cheer, Livin' like it's Middle-Earth with a hint of cold, cold beer. Pickin' strings and breakin' hearts, shouts fill the air, Livin' free and wild with a honky-tonk flair. [Verse 3] Aragorn's in leather, his boots tap to the beat, "Hope is but an illusion," don't miss that fiddler's feat. Frodo's lost in bourbon, Sam's singin' loud, "I'm a friend of Sarah Connor," hear him through the crowd. [Bridge] We'll tear the roof right off this joint, let the good times roll, "Hasta la vista, baby," dig that honky-tonk soul. Smeagol's swingin' on the rafters, Gollum's feelin' fine, "Where there's a whip, there's a way," dancin' on cloud nine. [Chorus] Raise your glass and tip your hat, let’s raise a little cheer, Livin' like it's Middle-Earth with a hint of cold, cold beer. Pickin' strings and breakin' hearts, shouts fill the air, Livin' free and wild with a honky-tonk flair.
