[Verse 1] Ridin' in my row boat, pull up the Tahoe Pulling it onto the trailer, look at me being a sailor Slipping into the water, splashing around like an otter Fell into the warm water, bro, that's saltwater [Verse 2] Need to rinse off in the hose water! If I trot along, I can dry off in the sun Beer in my hand, look at that dark red can. Bud, you are wiser, sippin' a Budweiser Full flavor, you know I'm gonna savor. I might have to save her, don't let her tip over. [Chorus] Not a wacko when I'm driving that backhoe! Not a cuckoo when I'm drinking that Yoo-Hoo Yahoo, come through! No time to boohoo Wanna be part of my crew, only a few do! In my view, you knew I would pull through [Verse 3] Slipping on my redneck Crocs, I guess I'm not camouflage Covered in green and brown, New colors unlocked! Sliding through the grass, rolling in the mud. Got rolled like I'm on the gator express! They charge a whole roll for this gator roll [Pre-Chorus] Murky waters below! Don't stand too close. This lake isn't for the weak! I do this every week. Sunburnt skin! Like the gators' skin. Rough on the outside, soft from within. Eyes made of stone! I see every move. [Bridge] I'll snap and clamp when you get too close. Closer to them than I once thought. Redneck moves, you can't walk in my alligator shoes. Boots made of scales, I've always been heavy on the scales. [Chorus – Variation] Not a wacko when I'm driving that backhoe! Not a cuckoo when I'm drinking that Yoo-Hoo Yahoo, come through! No time to boohoo come hang with the crew, thanks for pulling through! In my view, I knew you would be part of the queue Let's sit down and have some chew! Hope you stay true. [Verse 4] Strutting to dales for some sales. Sitting at the bar waiting for some cocktails Long day in the sun, I'm feeling the burn. Hit me with the cool! Let's play some pool. No fairytales this is my weekly tale! [Outro] Rough on these back roads, not trying to find headstones. From sunup to sundown, I'm hitting the ground. Getting the job done while having fun. Southern boy charm! You will be alarmed. Carrying the weight of the day! Got good pay. Paid in cash, I'm middle class. Rain comes down, let it pound! Rough man, strong hands. Farm boy lands, I have it all planned.