Iztril Made Me Do It!! - Polka Assassin

(Accordion Squeeze!) Skrrt! Skrrt! Bing-bong! Bling! Zzzzt-clink—hey, whatcha think?! Pop! Pop! Zip-zip! Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! Plip-plop, drip-drop, I’m doing the garden flip-flop zingu I’m excavating topsoil, trying to find my ringu! Swoosh-swish, dig-dish, I’m making a frantic wish-wish, uh-oh! My cardio-vascular-system is going bop-bop slow! Scritch-scratch, I’m patching up my backyard-o-patchi The grass is looking flatter than a squashed-up tamago-tchi! Thunk-thud, I’m covered in the glub-glub-glubby mud, oh my! Blink-blonk, I waved my sparkly sanity bai-bai! Bling-blang! Blung-blung! There’s a shadow of a ding-dang doubt! Whoosh-woah, spin the accordion roundabout! Zip-zap, map-snap, it’s a backyard-o-rama thingu! Clink-clonk—I’m losing my mind, where’s datto ringu?! Hei! Hei! Boing-boing, do the polka swingu! Shiny-shiny, it’s a hide-and-seeking thingu! Tick-tock, don’t-stop, I’m a human springu! (Slide Whistle!) Clink-clonk—where’s datto ringu?! IZTRIL MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!!! Buzz-buzz, whirr-whirr, I used my credit card to swipe-swipe pay I bought a metal detector for a metallurgical hooray! Zing-zip, zap-zap, I’m grid-mapping the whole roon Bleep-bloop, I found a rusty fork—it’s gon! (Honk! Honk!) Ping-ping, I’m the aluminum soda can kingu Clang-clang, I’m wearing a bottle cap for my bling Boing-boing, ooo-eee-ooo, my ears are ringing too No tiny loop of gold to say “I definitely du!” Huff-puff, plod-plod, I’m a mole upon the groundo Bwomp-bwomp, listen to my sad-trombone-horun soundo! Flop-flap, my lawn chair let out a rhythmic creaku My last remaining hope went squeak-squeak-squeaku! Bling-blang! Blung-blung! There’s a shadow of a ding-dang doubt! Spin it like a bratwurst on a roundabout! Zip-zap, map-snap, it’s a backyard-o-rama thingu! Clink-clonk—tell me where’s datto ringu?! (Slow, heavy accordion squeeze) Tick-tock, the sky is giving a knocku-knocku! Rumble-bumble, it’s a meteorological shocku! (Fast!) Swirl-snap, crack-clap, the sky is falling down! Whooo-RAAA, there’s a tornado spinning 'round the town! Zoom-zoom, vroom-vroom, give it a polka-spin! Rip-roar, it’s a whirlwind of accordion sin! CRACK! Tree snap! The whole Earth went flap-flap! (Cymbal Crash! Glass shattering!) Giggle-wiggle, watch the toddler toddle-trot He’s digging in a very specific sandy spotto! Plink-plunk, with a neon plastic shovel Chirp-chirp, he solved my microscopic trouble! Scrape-scrape, through the rootless groundo Pat-pat, look at the treasure that he foundo! Gasp-gasp, hear the tiny victory shouto! “Shiny!” watch the little nipper bounce abouto! (Big Accordion Finish!) Ding! Clink-clink, let the golden sunlight singu! Blink-blink, I’m covered in a muddy kind of blingu! Ring-ring, I’m the undisputed backyard kingu! Yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee-hoooo! (Bike horn squeak!)