[Verse 1] My little princess brought her boyfriend home Thought I'd scare him send him back alone Five minutes later I'm questioning myself He's wearing our old tour shirt like somebody needs help [Chorus] I'm your fanboy from hell Google can't compete I know things about your band You forgot last week I'm your fanboy from hell [Verse 2] Every tour, every show I know every demo Every backstage fight Every interview from 2009 Your drummer's sneeze in Birmingham, October 23rd You lost one guitar pick somewhere back in dirt [Chorus] I'm your fanboy from hell Google can't compete I know things about your band You forgot last week I'm your fanboy from hell [Bridge] Could you sign my jacket And my shirt and my guitar and my phone And this picture and my other shirt And this vinyl and this ticket And this napkin [Chorus] I'm your fanboy from hell I know every song I even know the lyrics you keep singing wrong I'm your fanboy from hell Can I hug you [Outro] How do you even know all that I've been a fan since I was 12 That's actually kind of sweet Can you sign the napkin too
