
Take me out to dinner
[Intro – Boom Bap beat, dusty vinyl crackle, gritty Brooklyn accent] Back on Coney Island, nineteen fifty-two A man in the library, slappin’ his face on cue Crowd whispers, “What’s he doin’? Is this guy for real?” He shouts: [“Ayo, Yo, Ooh-wee, Wheezy, Wheeze Dry dusty center — these pretzels make me thirsty please!”] [slide whistle solo, comedic ad-lib in nasal Queens flow] [Chorus – Brooklyn Drill beat, heavy 808s, aggressive Coney Island street cadence] If you see these dogs in your front yard Just know upstairs I'm goin' hard Bing bong [crowd echoes: “Bing bong!” in hype chant tone] [Poem – Slam Poetry cadence, Harlem spoken word style, live mic echo] Big Queens Long Island, Coney Island Bing bong, smell ya’ Island City of New York Bang bang, ain't shhh Frank White, run shhh Root beer in my cup Do a dance No lie [beat drops out, acapella slam delivery, deep Bronx poet voice] [Verse – Battle Rap energy, grimey boom bap drums, Brooklyn battle cadence] What do you want to tell Joe Byron right now? [“What's up, baby? Take me out to dinner”] [crowd laughter sample, hype man ad-lib: “Yerrr!” in Staten Island drawl] [Spoken Word – hyphy hybrid New York rap vibe, upright bass loop, soft Queens spoken cadence] Ayy, yo, Ariana Grande, what's up, mama? I'll come to Coney Island and take a spin on the Cyclone I miss you [beat slows, spoken word cadence, mellow Lower East Side poet tone] [Verse – Drill beat resumes, crowd call-and-response, Brooklyn drill flow] Kiss a sack a rancho boo Gimme gimme gimme, yeah it’s true Prurigo beetle pop, tweak it out Squeaky wheel gets the oil, no doubt Squeaky wheel gets the oil — sing it LOUD! [crowd repeats: “Squeaky wheel gets the oil!” in rowdy chant] [Chorus – Brooklyn Drill beat, grimey bassline, gritty Brooklyn accent] If you see these dogs in your front yard Just know upstairs I'm goin' hard Bing bong [DJ scratch sample: “Bing bong!” in distorted Queens voice] [Pre-Chorus – Chant track, crowd stomps, Bronx hype cadence] Bing bong, bing bong, bing bong [crowd echoes: “Bing bong!” in layered group shout] [Poem – Old-school cypher vibe, freestyle cadence, Brooklyn battle tone] Poop-a-butter lingo, dingo bing bong Tell your sister to bring the ping-pong Watch how you approach me, keep the fake away I got balls to pull a lay-up on your brain today Do not test me, do not test me [audience: “Do not test him!” in aggressive chant] [sample: “Never test a god!” over DJ scratch, deep Bronx growl] [Pre-Chorus – Chant track, crowd stomps harder, Brooklyn drill cadence] Bing bong, bing bong, bing bong [crowd echoes: “Bing bong!” in hype chant] [Poem – Drill + Slam fusion, Harlem slam poet cadence] The party ain't a party if the toast ain't poppin' It's gone (Bing Bong) BING BONG [doorbell sound] BING BONG [doorbell ringing noise] Let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in Hot like a furnace, Bubblegum under my hat, miles and miles I run Static in the speakers, words collapse into one [whispered: “What… what… imagine that…” in eerie Brooklyn whisper] [Bridge 1 – Storytelling rap, boom bap beat with horns, hyphy hybrid Queens cadence] Pop up outta Lincoln, pull up on your block Made it back to the hotdog man, talking to my dog He said: [“Yo, be careful, the system’s raw Tryna catch you slippin’ while you’re gettin’ yours They think it’s a joke, but don’t know who you know They wanna test you, they wanna test your buns dog”] [chainsaw sample fades in, distorted drill bass, Brooklyn drill tone] [Pre-Chorus – Chant + Drill beat, Bronx cypher cadence] Bing bong, bing bong, bing bong [crowd stomps feet in rhythm, layered group shout] We outside, took your door with us boo, Coney Island, bing bong Bing bong (Bing bong) Bing bong (Bing bong) Bing bong [Chorus – Cypher chant, DJ scratches, Brooklyn battle cadence] Kiss a sack a rancho boo Gimme gimme gimme, yeah it’s true Prurigo beetle pop, tweak it out Squeaky wheel gets the oil, no doubt Squeaky wheel gets the oil — sing it LOUD! [Bridge 2 – Avant-garde slam poetry over jazz rap beat, Harlem slam cadence] Sitting in the squat box, face glows like a starburst Smells like a pit viper, laugh until it hurts Glorious mustache, eats cheese like a hobo Screams like a chainsaw, body by Faluche — not the hat, the bread Yeah I don’t just get the bread, I’m it, I’m all the bread, bread buns, yo Mind like Coney Island, spinning hotdogs in the show [audience chants: “Mind like Coney Island!” in rowdy chant] [Pre-Chorus – Crowd chant, beat stripped down, Bronx hype cadence] Bing bong, bing bong [Verse – Drill freestyle energy, Brooklyn drill cadence] What do you want to tell Joe Byron right now? Bing bong [DJ scratch sample: “Bing bong!” in distorted hype voice] [Outro – Hook, soulful boom bap outro beat, Queens rap cadence] Take me out to dinner Take me out to dinner What’s up baby Take me out to dinner [crowd fades out chanting “Bing bong!” in layered group shout]

