[Intro – Reggae offbeat guitar skank, barbershop quartet humming in harmony] (Hmmm-danish-man…) (Danish-danish-danish-man…) [Jive Lead – smooth, playful brag] Hey now… I'm-eating-a-danish-man. [Return to verse] [Verse – Barbershop harmonies over reggae groove] Sun come up, got a breakfast plan, Slide on down with a coffee can. Nice little treat look mighty grand… Now I'm-eating-a-danish-man. (He's-eating-a-danish-man) (Yes-he-is-yes-he-can) Golden top and a sugary tan, Flaky little layers stackin' like a fan. Folks look over but I just grin… While I'm-eating-a-danish-man. [Pre-Chorus – Quartet rising, reggae bass walking] (Sweet-sweet-danish-man) (Warm-warm-danish-man) Little jam where the sunshine ran, Soft inside like nobody planned. Take one bite, understand— Why I'm-eating-a-danish-man. [Chorus – Bigger harmonies, island bounce] I'm-eating-a-danish-man, yes I am! Sweet little thing in my two hands. Jam or cinnamon? Hard to scan… When I'm-eating-a-danish-man. (Danish-man!) (Danish-man!) [Verse – Jive lead gets looser, quartet answering] Powder sugar on my sleeve, Crumbs fall down when I take my leave. Someone whisper “that ain't the plan…” But I'm-eating-a-danish-man. Berry filling? Maybe jam. Cinnamon swirl in every strand. From Copenhagen? I can't confirm… Still I'm-eating-a-danish-man. [Bridge – Music drops to bass + humming quartet] (Hmmm-danish-man…) Nice and warm in the morning sun, Everybody watch but nobody run. Could be pastry, could be a plan… When you're-eating-a-danish-man. [Jive Lead – conspiratorial aside] Hey now… don't rush a good danish-man. [Return to chorus] [Final Chorus – Big reggae-barbershop mashup] He's-eating-a-danish-man, yes he is! Morning joy in a sugary fizz. Flaky mystery nobody can span— Why he's-eating-a-danish-man! (Danish-man!) (Danish-man!) [Outro – Quartet tag over fading reggae groove] Sweet and warm… fresh from the pan… (He's-eating-a-danish-man…) (He's-eating-a-danish-man…) [Final chord – tight barbershop harmony] I'm-eating-a-danish-man.
