[Cool intro with hook] Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woooooooaaaaaah [Fun, party verse] Life’s a playground, and it’s insane Bullies wear suits, but they've barely changed Still tryin’ to fit in with the popular crew No lunchroom cliques, just meetings on Zoom [Pause] The class clowns poppin’ his happy pills Pullin’ extra credit just to pay the bills Recess is gone, but the fights remain Thought bein’ younger sucked, but older's the same [Pause] [Building, energetic pre-chorus] Ooh-ooh-ooh Soon it'll make sense At least, that's what they told me But I'm stuck in future tense [Drumfill] [Upbeat, fun, catchy chorus] Oh, no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Got a little older with nothin' to show-oh-oh Oh, no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh This isn't how I thought growing up would go-oh-oh Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woooooooaaaaaah [Fun instrumental] [Fun, party verse] I wake up sore getting out of bed Hairline’s playin’ hide-and-seek with my head School didn’t prep me for this grown-up hell The mitochondria’s the powerhouse of the cell [Break] Diet with exercise to gain ten pounds Gravity’s winning— knees make awful sounds Gotta pay my bills, gotta take my meds Then it hits me: no bills if I’m dead [Pause] [Building, energetic pre-chorus] Ooh-ooh-ooh It gets better with time But my warranty’s expired And I’m past my prime [Drumfill] [Upbeat, fun, catchy chorus] Oh, no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Got a little older with nothin' to show-oh-ohh Oh, no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh This isn't how I thought growing up would go-oh-oh Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woooooooaaaaaah [Fun instrumental] [Music calms to breakdown] [Mellow, reflective bridge] I wanna go back, yeah, back to the start Where life was skinned knees and Mario Kart No bills, no stress, no aches, no pain Chasin' ice cream trucks in the summer rain [Pause] But if I was young, I wouldn’t have this life No friends, no love, no chaotic wife So maybe it’s fine… Yeah, maybe it’s okay… [Break] [Spoken] Nah, who am I kidding? [Big build up] This freakin’ sucks! [Upbeat, fun, catchy final chorus] Oh, no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Got a little older with nothin' to show-oh-oh Oh, no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Turns out bein' grown-up kinda freakin' blow-oh-ohs Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woooooooaaaaaah [Powerful outro] Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woooooooaaaaaah [8-bit fanfare] Growing up sucks! [End]
