[Intro – Eerie piano, telephone ringing, slow tension] [Male spoken] Hello? Higgsie? Got a question about the festival. Just one little question. [Female voice – Sweet, robotic] We’ll look into it. [Male spoken] Again? Which Higgsie are you today? [Build – Ticking clock, rising bass] One question, two questions, three in the queue, Eight hundred messages, still waiting on you. Coffee number four, got another one brewed, Copy, paste, send, that’s the daily routine! [Female whisper] We’ll look into it… We’ll look into it… [Male shouted] LOOK! INTO! IT! [DROP 1 – Heavy, bouncy UK garage bassline] [Chorus – Male rap and female call-and-response] [Male] Who made the shortlist?! [Female] We’ll look into it! [Male] Where are the numbers?! [Female] We’ll look into it! [Male] What about voting?! [Female] We’ll look into it! [Male] Where are my credits?! [Female] We’ll look into it! [Male – Fast rhythmic chant] Higgsie, Higgsie, what the fuck is this? Every damn question gets a copy-paste hit! [Female – Cheerful] We’ll look into it! [Male] OH, FOR FUCK’S SAKE! [Verse 1 – Medium-fast UK grime flow] Coffee number four, Discord going mad, ChatGPT open, same reply she had. Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V, answers on the screen, Green heart, puzzle piece, customer service queen! Where you from? Kazakhstan? San Francisco Bay? Where, where, wheeeere? Why you hiding away? Theo’s gone missing, nobody knows, Twelve days later, a message shows! [BEAT CUT – Telephone ringing] [Female spoken – Cheerful] Please DM Theo from the support team! [Male spoken – Confused] Hold up… HOLD ON, BLUD! ARE YOU THEO IN DISGUISE?! [DROP 2 – Aggressive double-time grime] Higgsie says Theo, Theo says wait, Same bloody answer, same copy-paste! Who’s behind the screen? Who’s running the show? One simple question, WHERE THE FUCK IS THEO?! Ping Theo! Ring Theo! Tell me where’s Theo! Twelve days later, man replies like a CEO! Shortlist gone, too late, closed door, What the fuck am I messaging for?! Higgsie on the frontline, Theo backstage, Two different names on the very same page! Round and round, stuck in a loop, Same three sentences from the whole damn group! [Male shouted] HIGGSIE! ARE YOU THEO?! [Female – Deadpan] We’ll look into it. [HEAVY BASS DROP] [Male] FUCK’S SAKE! [Verse 2 – Fast aggressive rap] Taking our credits, taking our cash, One more render, one more crash! Wallet goes empty, subscriptions rise, Promises flying, we’re paying the price! We made the films, we brought the views, Paid our money, now we’re reading bad news! Be loyal to us, we’re loyal to you, Without your creators, what would you do?! Losing our trust, losing subscriptions, Changing the rules, changing conditions! We’re the community, we’re the ignition, Higgsfield’s nothing without our ambition! [Chorus 2 – Male and female, energetic garage beat] [Male] WHERE’S THE RESULTS?! [Female] We’ll look into it! [Male] WHERE’S THE SUPPORT?! [Female] We’ll look into it! [Male] WHERE THE FUCK IS THEO?! [Female] We’ll look into it! [Male] ARE YOU THE REAL THEO?! [Female] We’ll look into it! [Verse 3 – Rapid-fire delivery] Hey Higgsie, why you blanking Keko’s messages? He’s still in Discord checking all your messages! Got time for a warning, got time for a timeout, But when Keko’s calling, suddenly the lights out! RACER18, remember the name, Didn’t make the shortlist, questioning the game! All those credits, all that time, Twelve days waiting for a pointless reply! [Breakdown – Piano, heartbeat, sudden silence] [Male spoken – Quiet] Higgsie… One last question. Not about Theo. Not about voting. Not about the shortlist. Just four little words. [Male whisper] Say… You… Love… Me… [Build – Rising synth, rolling drums] [Male shouted] SAY! YOU! LOVE! ME! [FINAL DROP – Explosive bassline, heavy UK garage drums] [Male] SAY YOU LOVE ME! SAY YOU LOVE ME! ONE LAST TIME, JUST SAY YOU LOVE ME! NO MORE THEO! NO MORE TEAM! NO MORE FUCKING COPY-PASTE MACHINE! [Female – Rhythmic, repeated] We’ll look into it! We’ll look into it! [Outro – Soft piano, telephone static] [Male spoken] Come on, Higgsie. It’s that simple. Just say you love me. [Silence] [Female – Cheerful, robotic] We’ll look into it. [Male shouted] OH, FUCK OFF! [End – Telephone disconnect]
