[Instrumental Intro] (Christmas Pickle) [Instrumental] . . . ! (Christmas Pickle) [Pre-Chorus] Oh, the Christmas pickle, so green and so sly, Hid among the branches where it caught your eye. If you’re the first to find it, then fortune’s your prize, With a year full of magic, joy, and surprise! [Instrumental Interlude] . . . ! [Verse 1] In a town called Jinglewood, where the snow falls bright, Lived a fella named Joe with a twinkle at night. He wasn’t Saint Nick, but he wore the red suit, With eggnog in hand and a slightly loose boot. (Christmas Pickle) [Chorus] Oh, the Christmas pickle, so tricky to spy, Nestled in the branches, where dreams softly lie. The first one to spot it will see their luck rise, With a year full of magic, joy, and surprise! [Instrumental Interlude] . . . ! [Verse 2] On Christmas Eve by the firelight’s glow, Joe placed the pickle on the tree just so. “Find it tomorrow,” he said with a cheer, “And you’ll get something special to last the year!” (Christmas Pickle) [Chorus] Oh, the Christmas pickle, so shiny and bright, Tucked in the tree, out of sight. Find it first, and your luck will rise, With a year full of magic, joy, and surprise! [Instrumental Bridge] . . . ! Tommy found the pickle with a triumphant shout, And Old Joe handed him a gift with clout. “A compass,” said Joe, “to guide your way, To what you need most, come what may.” [Instrumental Interlude] . . . ! [Verse 3] Through the years, Tommy swore it was true, That compass led him to dreams brand new. While Ellie, his sister, smiled and said, “That pickle brought magic, just like Joe said!” (Christmas Pickle) [Chorus] Oh, the Christmas pickle, so green and so sly, Hid among the branches where it caught your eye. If you’re the first to find it, then fortune’s your prize, With a year full of magic, joy, and surprise! [Instrumental Interlude] . . . ! [Outro] So when you deck your tree in the soft winter glow, Remember the tale of Old Joe, you know. Hide a little pickle, and you just might see, The magic it brings to your Christmas tree! (Christmas Pickle) [Instrumental Ending] . . . !
