[Verse 1] Well, I’m a cowboy out here in the sun, Wakin’ up each day, my morning’s just begun. A little blast of thunder, ain’t no need for a bell, My trusty ol’ fart acts as my wake-up spell. Rise and shine, y’all, it’s a brand new start, With every little puff, brings my day’s art. [Chorus] Who needs a rooster when I got my ass? Good morning fart, here’s to the day that’ll pass. Sunshine and laughter, I’ll take it all in, Wakin’ every morning with that cheeky grin! [Verse 2] In my denim jeans, boots kicked to the side, Roundin’ up the cattle with my big ol’ pride. But first I laugh, can’t deny it, it’s a blast, Who needs a rooster when my ass is so fast? So saddle up, partner, let the good times roll, With every little toot, I’m feelin’ whole. [Chorus] Who needs a rooster when I got my ass? Good morning fart, here’s to the day that’ll pass. Sunshine and laughter, I’ll take it all in, Wakin’ every morning with that cheeky grin! [Outro] So here’s to the night, may it bring some peace, But mornin’ comes quick, let the flatulence increase! [Verse 1] Well, I’m a cowboy out here in the sun, Wakin’ up each day, my morning’s just begun. A little blast of thunder, ain’t no need for a bell, My trusty ol’ fart acts as my wake-up spell. Rise and shine, y’all, it’s a brand new start, With every little puff, brings my day’s art. [Chorus] Who needs a rooster when I got my ass? Good morning fart, here’s to the day that’ll pass. Sunshine and laughter, I’ll take it all in, Wakin’ every morning with that cheeky grin! [Verse 2] In my denim jeans, boots kicked to the side, Roundin’ up the cattle with my big ol’ pride. But first I laugh, can’t deny it, it’s a blast, Who needs a rooster when my ass is so fast? So saddle up, partner, let the good times roll, With every little toot, I’m feelin’ whole. [Chorus] Who needs a rooster when I got my ass? Good morning fart, here’s to the day that’ll pass. Sunshine and laughter, I’ll take it all in, Wakin’ every morning with that cheeky grin! [Outro] So here’s to the night, may it bring some peace, But mornin’ comes quick, let the flatulence increase!
