Check out the concept playlist, “Rogue Tide” https://suno.com/playlist/a6e0434f-d930-4594-9af4-bcc076fbcc4b Lyrics Below ⬇️⬇️⬇️ "Mr. Illuminus" by Rogue Tide ------------------------------- Lyrical Creation: © 2025 Rogue Tide Musical Arrangement: © 2025 Rogue Tide All Rights Reserved | Copyright © 2025 Rogue Tide ------------------------------------------------------------- Hello everyone... Gather around... We are going to perform a little test in the form of an experiment This is all very serious Erroneous and pointless, and downright ridiculous Perhaps even to the point which You would question if the lettuce on your sandwich Was poisoned or laced with narcotics Now before we begin This will require your compliance, silence And preferably, a signed waiver from your highness Your mother, if she’s still paying for your Netflix Now where the fuck was I? Oh, right Put this image in your mind You’re observing the patient He’s visibly agitated Possibly sedated And definitely castrated But don’t worry, that part’s unrelated Now, we’re going to see what happens To his mind when I start mindless rapping And actually, you’re all the patient Thank you for your patience while I’ve explained this By the end, you’ll all be under my hypnosis Now if your eyes are open, hurry up and close ‘em And listen to the mind-numbing chorus portion Cause la, la, la, la, la I am a psychopath Stuck in the psychological state of a psychiatrist My name is Mr. Illuminus Illuminating things ain’t nobody else got the balls to say... Not here, anyway... Anyways... Now I have a random series of questions That rattle in my head, and now you have to listen Why is it that I have 800 followers But my last song only got about 50 listens? Why are so many people so stupid? Why is my dick so fricken small and crippled? Why are there so many gay people in Dallas? Not that it matters That’s just a genuine question And why are some pussies so goddamn delicious? Not that I’ve ever even seen one yet I’m just basing it off of my own imagination What the fuck am I saying? How many of you bozos are actually still listening? How many are offended that I just called you a bozo? Does pineapple belong on pizza? Or is that a sin? Is it gay to write a song about Barbie dolls having sex? Do my lyrics show my ignorance? Even just a little bit? If they haven’t yet, I haven’t done my best, I guess Does anyone remember what the fucking chorus is? Oh, right Here it is... Cause la, la, la, la, la I am a psychopath Stuck in the psychological state of a psychiatrist My name is Mr. Illuminus Illuminating things ain’t nobody else got the balls to say... Not here, anyway... Anyways... Now remember when I mentioned the experiment? Well...are you "hypnote-ed" yet? Maybe brain dead? If not, damn But don’t you worry yet I’ll cook you up something that would make the duck quack Worse than it did when it got facked in “Rant” Yes, I brought that back again You can kiss my little dick’s tip, if you don’t like it You’d probably like the duck more than my itty bitty stick Anyways, that’s my self-deprecation for the day I was tryna make you hallucinate Well, that strayed (haha) Anyways, I don’t know what else to say If anything, I succeeded at breaking my own brain Dick brain, saying stupid things And somehow they rhyme, perfectly That’s my gifting, apparently And I’m testing To what extent it can be stretched And it’s exhausting Never have my lyrics felt so daunting, and ballsy Let me ramble while you’re in your car seat Writing songs about small dicks, or Barbies Never knowing if you’re judging or laughing And feeling like the chorus is the worst part of each piece Cause la, la, la, la, la I am a psychopath Stuck in the psychological state of a psychiatrist My name is Mr. Illuminus Illuminating things ain’t nobody else got the balls to say... Not here, anyway... Anyways... Cause la, la, la, la, la I hope you enjoyed my little...experiment... Presented by...Mr. Illuminus... (Chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka) ------------------------------- Lyrical Creation: © 2025 Rogue Tide Musical Arrangement: © 2025 Rogue Tide All Rights Reserved | Copyright © 2025 Rogue Tide -------------------------------------------------------------
