[Intro – Beat ticking like a timebomb] (Click… click…) Oooh, look who’s tryin’ to play cop again~ (Bang bang, cupcake.) Hope you brought your badge and your band-aids. ‘Cause I brought BOOM. ⸻ [Verse 1 – Jinx] Oh hi Miss Perfect, lace-up boots, Big-badge baddie with her lawbook roots. Tryna clean Zaun with your dainty suits? You roll through filth — I grew from the soot. (BOOM!) You got a scope? I got a rocket. You got tea time? I rob the socket. You walk tall in your primblue pocket, But I live rent-free in your moral logic. “Justice this,” “crime that,” blah blah… I see more spine in a dead cigarra. You flash your cuffs like you got that clout — I flash my grin, and I blow your house out. 💥 (Oops. Was that your mansion?) Keep your orders, keep your ranks, I got goons, bombs, pranks on pranks. You get stuck in a bureaucrat stance — I’m six steps ahead with a monkey and a tank! ⸻ [Hook – Jinx (sung sarcastically) 🎵 Oh Cait-lyn~ so stately~ Tryna chase me, but ya pace be lazy. “Freeze!”—Nope, missed again baby! You talk poise — I talk crazy. 🎵 Oh Cait-lyn~ so dainty~ You aim cute, but I paint ZAAANY. Your law’s dull — my mind’s all HAZEY, One bad day and your whole crew’s gravy. (SPLAT!) ⸻ [Verse 2 – Jinx] Got that tight top, long gun — click clack, But I been wildin’ since the slums went black. You a noble? I’m the joker stack, I draw blood in a neon act. (Heheheh…) You investigate — I instigate, You de-escalate, I detonate. You take notes, I desecrate, And while you wait? I levitate. 💣 (BOOM!) You chase truth — I distort the reel, You ask nice — I spin the wheel. You get warrants — I get real, And you need backup when I step heel. (YEAH, BACK IT UP!) You live straight — I twist like wire, I laugh loud when you get tired. You’re blue silk — I’m barbed and fire, And I’m the storm that cops admire. (BANG!) ⸻ [Bridge – Spoken Word, wild and whispery] Tell me, Cupcake… How’s it feel? To point your pretty little scope At someone who can’t even hold still long enough to die? How’s it feel… knowing I stole your partner’s heart before you even noticed? (Boom boom…) It’s not justice — It’s jealousy. ⸻ [Final Hook – faster, frantic cadence] 🎵 Oh Cait-lyn~ clean collar, cold steel~ But your bullets bounce off my chaos shield. You play cop — I play the field, And I run this game with a busted wheel! 🎵 Oh Cait-lyn~ keep dreamin’, I got teeth, bombs, gremlins screamin’! You write laws — I rewrite meanin’, And I still win with my mind uncleanin’! (tick… tick…) ⸻ [Outro – whispered like a lullaby] Sleep tight, sweetheart. Your case file just exploded. (POP!) — JINXED.
