Chuumon: Mastermind of Mischief

[Verse 1] Pink rat face, mismatched eyes, bruise-ring stare under neon lies. Three hairs twitch, tail curled tight — mastermind in a junk-food height. Perched on slime, but I pull the strings, whisper schemes and wicked things. [Verse 2] *Nigeru!* Fast run when trouble comes, leave the fight to the dumb-dumbs. While they swing, I plot the twist — *Tell a Lie*, and foes dismiss. *Gashigashi* chew through wires and pride, brains beat brawn, let fools collide. [Pre-Chorus] I feed the doubt, I spark the spark, turn a hero into hark — “Hey, big guy, isn’t peace nice?” Boom! Their will drops like bad advice. [Chorus] Chuumon! That’s the brain you fear! *Cheese Bomb!* Laced with nightmare cheer! Eat it once and lose your mind — hallucinate a pickle vine! Top hat worm? Singing poo? That’s my gift — enjoy the zoo! [Verse 3] They say I cling to Sukamon’s back — but who’s really pulling track from track? He throws the crap, I plan the blast, yet all they see’s the slime, not the masterclass. Am I his friend? Or just along for ride? In the sewer dark, even loyalty hides. [Verse 4] Once trapped in code, near deletion pain, he rolled by chance… and broke my chain. Was it fate? Or random luck? Still, I stick — maybe I’m stuck. Or maybe deep in this pink disguise, even rats crave allies. [Bridge] Call me craven, call me cheat, but brains survive where brawlers retreat. I’ll sell you dreams with a toxic grin, sell my soul for one more win… But if you ask — beneath the show — I miss the taste of trust, you know. [Chorus] Chuumon! That’s the brain you fear! *Cheese Bomb!* Laced with nightmare cheer! Eat it once and lose your mind — hallucinate a pickle vine! Top hat worm? Singing poo? That’s my gift — enjoy the zoo! [Outro – repeated with vinyl scratch & scurrying footsteps] Chuumon! Chuumon! Chuumon!