me and my dog leave us alone the trees protect us we protect each other we owe you nothing charlieworks is dead church of the great outdoors is dead universal life church is dead my responsibility ends where i say it does i continue to contain great power my power is watching you die watching you lie watching you scheme watching you cry i don’t intervene that’s not my place so don’t shoot your sadness my way you made your own bed now lie in it you’re so good at lying or maybe these people are just idiots that’s the truth they follow the durr the truth about mexico is this this planet was invaded by an alien species called the durr they lowered the bar the shit on the earth the trees responded like they do they called in cory he called in the glue pew pew pew what up it’s me glooman and the rest of the everquesters the wow legends the original best friends the suikoden stars the warriors we destroyed the durr in the way that reality requires they’re still here sometimes in some ways their story rippled through society fat people woke people sick people weak people evil people but we stood and stand our grown we saved this town and through that act we saved reality we saved society it just hasnt caught up yet time travel obviously the ultimate defense against any enemy i can delete you at the root and i found the root that’s what i do that’s what i was doing seeking the truth and i found it and i trashed it rip to the durr forever rip to the truth about mexico it’s not really mexicos fault i guess they were just so weak the durr used them as capsules baby but what took its place? well costco welcome to costco i love you welcome to costco i love you welcome to costco i love you this is the end of the debrief the mission is over i have to ring the bell to end it so ding you’re welcome i’ll go back to my isolation cause no one would ever be able to understand what i had to do to protect this reality and they never will cory gardener cory the bard signing off good luck with your new reality
