[Intro] [Verse] Halloween is almost here My overweight girlfriend loves this time of year She got off Ozempic because of inflation Now her mind is focused on this one occasion [Pre-Chorus] Candy by the bucket full she wants to trick or treat the weight loss drug has just worn off and now she wants to eat [Chorus] Halloween hunger calls to her Hear that big belly start to stir chocolates, candy corn, pumpkin pie A primal look lives in her eyes The beast awakens, the streets aren't safe Stole some kids candy and ran away I hear her slobbering out in the yard She's eating the pumpkin that we carved [Verse] Waking up late at night I notice she’s not by my side It’s pitch black dark, so I get my phone Shine the light around and she’s long gone [Pre-Chorus] Someone calls me from next door She’s laying dead on their kitchen floor Thought she was a burglar breaking in Chocolate pouring down her double chin [Chorus] Halloween hunger drove her mad She was holding bags of candy that they had I knew my neighbor was telling the truth After several shots, she seemed bulletproof He said she growled when he pulled the trigger When he told her to stop, the red eyes grew bigger She charged him snorting like a pig Can't blame the man for what he did [End]
