[Intro – WHPD Radio Chatter] "Dispatch, we got a 'neutral' in system… Oh wait. That’s Gary. Again. In a Venture. For the third time today." [Verse 1] You show up in highsec with a fresh new name Pretending you're not tied to that dirtbag's shame You say “I’m just a miner,” but that clone’s a lie Same implants, same fit, and the same bad dye [Chorus] You're so alt, you forgot who your main is You're so alt, your corp history’s heinous You fly a Heron named “DefinitelyNotMe” — And cloak on grid like we don’t see 👀 [Bridge] You trained up industry, called it “Plan B” Then bought your own loot off the Jita TP You got spies in our Discord, we don’t even care We just ping “FREE CONTENT” when you’re in the air [Final Zing – Spoken Word Roast] “You changed your voice on comms, bro. We still knew it was you. And so did your mom.” [Chorus] You're so alt, you forgot who your main is You're so alt, your corp history’s heinous You fly a Heron named “DefinitelyNotMe” — And cloak on grid like we don’t see 👀 [Final Zing – Spoken Word Roast] “You changed your voice on comms, bro. We still knew it was you. And so did your mom.”
