[Intro - Dissonant Guitar Feedback, Driving Bass] [Verse - Spoken Word, Cool, Detached] Seriously. Stop wearing shorts in midwinter. Stop it. Seriously. Stop wearing sandals in midwinter. Stop it. And yet... Down jacket over a down jacket? Stop it. Same goes for you... Knitwear over knitwear? Stop it. [Chorus - Shouted, Overlapping Vocals, Fast tempo] Seriously! What is wrong with you?! Hey, you! What is wrong with you?! Seriously! What is wrong with you?! Are you stupid?! [Verse - Spoken Word, Low Pitch, Dry] Also, it makes no sense. Down jacket over a leather jacket? Stop it. You suck at this. Plaid on plaid? Stop it. Just stop. I'm begging you. I can't even look at you. [Bridge - Noise Breakdown, Chaotic Guitars, Accelerating] [Verse - Spoken Word, Agitated, Monotone] I don't care if it's trending. There are things that look terrible strictly because YOU do them. Read the room. Get it through your head. Understand. There are hairstyles you just can't pull off. Your hair texture can't handle it. Understand that. It’s not just the texture. Your hair volume can't handle it either. Understand that. Seriously... Your body type can't pull it off. Stop. Seriously... Your height can't pull it off. Stop. [Chorus - Shouted, Overlapping Vocals, Explosive Noise] Seriously! What is wrong with you?! Hey, you! What is wrong with you?! Seriously! What is wrong with you?! Are you stupid?! [Outro - Screaming Feedback, Abrupt Stop] Stop it.
