Perfect!

[Intro] Hello lesser beings! My name is Doppel! I'd say it's nice to meet you... But you're not me, so... It's not really possible to, Ya know, be that nice, More like below average... Anyways, I got something to share! Hehe! [Verse 1] You got problems and things you want to change? I got the answer to it all, become me , it's not strange, I'll transform your imperfect form into a copy of me! It's as easy as one touch, then one, two, three! I don't require food, drink, sleep, or even air! Solving all the problems without even a care, My mind so superior that I can't help but brag, Turning the entire populace into me? It's in the bag! Smaller creatures I can't change, not enough mass, They aren't me, so who cares if I murder their ass? Any who care, can't see the end of course! Rip out their throats, make their voice a little hoarse! (Hehe!) I'm so happy and silly, my giddiness allowing me to smile, My beauty impossible, anyone who thinks not is in denial. When one isn't enough, I split into two, then split again! I can do it infinitely, but not before I transform all of man... [Chorus] I am perfect! Perfect! Perfect! So much so I have no defect! Try to list any with no effect, Lesser beings like you can't affect, One such as I, since I am so perfect! Yep, that's me, Doppel the Perfect! [Verse 2] Who wouldn't want to be just like me anyways? It's just a simple logic, my little rule of thumb! I'll get to them and anyone else and fix them, Once I am everywhere, cure the issues at the stem, No more problems, no more worries ever, The universe will eventually be perfect forever, You're welcome, though of course you'll be me, With my perfect eyes, you'll all eventually see, No mistakes is what I don't have to achieve, Since my body, soul, and mind never leave, Any doubt in what's obvious, I forgot to mention, I don't age either, so we get my eternal perfection! Let's hug it out, your body shuddering as it begins, Your new life as the perfect being with no ends! [Chorus] I am perfect! Perfect! Perfect! So much so I have no defect! Try to list any with no effect, Lesser beings like you can't affect, One such as I, since I am so perfect! Yep, that's me, Doppel the Perfect! [Bridge] I'm ancient so of course I know best. All other knowledge is just in jest. Only listen to me and you'll be, Never dying, never crying, always happy. Perfect being Doppel here to say, I hope you all had a wonderful day! It's about to get better with my way! I got the best method to make you stay... One touch my infection spreads, I fuse with your lesser form's heads, Now you're me, join the hive mind, No greater feeling you'll ever find! Because... [Chorus] I am perfect! Perfect! Perfect! So much so I have no defect! Try to list any with no effect, Lesser beings like you can't affect, One such as I, since I am so perfect! Yep, that's me, Doppel the Perfect! I am perfect! Perfect! Perfect! So much so I have no defect! Try to list any with no effect, Lesser beings like you c